Funny chinese Saying That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.
Funny Sayings By : G.W. Hegel
Quote Type : Funny Saying
To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.
Funny Sayings By : Enoch Powell
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Funny Sayings By : Mark Twain
Quote Type : Funny Saying
When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.
Funny Sayings By : Hilliare Belloc
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Funny Sayings By : Hunter S. Thompson
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Funny Sayings By : Terry Pratchett
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Funny Sayings By : Oliver Herford
Quote Type : Humor
Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Zappa
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Funny Sayings By : Ed Gardner
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.
Funny Sayings By : Mick Miller
Type: Happiness
work as if you don't need money,
love as if you've never been hurt,
dance, as if nobody can see you,
sing, as if no one can hear,
live, as if the Earth was a heaven.
Quotes By: Happiness
Type: Self Confidence
There’s hope for every failure, as long as he doesn’t blame others for his fate.
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Type: Attitude
Blondes hav more fun but brunettes can read
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Type: Humor
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Famous Saying
Love is friendship set on fire.
Quotes By: Jeremy Taylor
Type: Wealth
Work is fortunes’ right hand, saving, her left. Learning her first assistant.
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Type: Attitude
A man’s finest hour is when he has worked his heart out in a noble cause and sits down exhausted.
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Type: Funny Saying
This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Quotes By: Frank Sullivan
Type: Sports
Winners dont wait for chances, they take them.
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Type: Self Discipline
Success comes when people turn what they've learned into the daily habits that breed success.
Quotes By: Tony Jeary
Type: Self Discipline
Success comes when people turn what they've learned into the daily habits that breed success.
Quotes By: Tony Jeary
Type: Success
Success comes oftener through right attitude than great ability. Several companies were going under through lack of money. They hired consultants who points out theirs problem was not a money problem, but an idea problem. New ideas saved them.
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Type: Funny Saying
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Quotes By: Bob Hope
Type: Wisdoms
A man's brain has a more difficult time shifting from thinking to feeling than a women's brain does.
Quotes By: Barbara De Angelis
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