Funny card Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
Jesus is like Sugar..
Funny Sayings By : Carolyn
Quote Type : Humor
If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
Funny Sayings By : Randy Gilbert
Quote Type : Humor
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Funny Sayings By : Unknown
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Funny Sayings By : Jack Benny
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen
Type: Self Discipline
Instinct is untaught ability.
Quotes By: Alexander Bain
Type: Entrepreneurism
The secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes.
Quotes By: Benjamin Disraeli
Type: Health
The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, nor to worry about the future, but to live the present moment wisely and earnestly.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Wealth
Pride costs more than hunger, cold and thirst. He is richest who pleasures are cheapest.
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Type: Attitude
Those convinced against their will are of the same opinion still.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Happiness
Peace comes from within: Do not seek it without.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Attitude
Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Growth
To welcome a difficulty is to cut its size in half.
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Type: Dreams
Get excited and enthusiastic about you own dream. This excitement is like a forest fire—you can smell it, taste it, and see it from a mile away.
Quotes By: Denis Waitley
Type: Attitude
A principle is the expression of perfection, and as imperfect beings like us cannot practise perfection, we devise every moment limits of its compromise in practice.
Quotes By: Mohandas Gandhi
Type: Creativity
A musician must make music, an artist must paint, a poet must write, if he is to be ultimately at peace with himself.
Quotes By: Abraham H. Maslow
Type: Humor
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Type: Career
The richest reward from our work is not what we get out of it in wages, but what we become through it.
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Type: Proverbs
Being cheerful keeps you healthy. It is slow death to be gloomy all the time.
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