Quote Type : Humor
Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.
Funny Sayings By : Abraham Lincoln
Quote Type : Humor
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Funny Sayings By : Aesop
Quote Type : Humor
Smoking can kill. If your dead, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Funny Sayings By : Melissa Stuart
Quote Type : Humor
Smoking can kill. If your dead, youve lost a very important part of your life.
Funny Sayings By : Melissa Stuart
Quote Type : Humor
The real romance is out ahead and yet to come. The computer revolution hasn't started yet. Don't be misled by the enormous flow of money into bad defacto standards for unsophisticated buyers using poor adaptations of incomplete ideas
Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
Quote Type : Humor
A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points
Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
Quote Type : Humor
If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.
Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
Funny Sayings By : Aldous Huxley
Quote Type : Humor
I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television and just be savaged by stuff that belittles their intelligence.
Funny Sayings By : Alice Walker
Type: Determination
The greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming it
Quotes By: Moliere
Type: Self Confidence
God created us, but he gave us the power of choice to shape our own lives and fortunes.
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Type: Success
All great decisions were made without complete information, Now is the watchword of the great, the only time there is.
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Type: Self Discipline
It is easy to be brave from a safe distance.
Quotes By: Aesop
Type: Maturing Altruistically
The ideas I stand for are not mine. I borrowed them from Socrates. I swiped them from Chesterfield. I stole them from Jesus. And I put them in a book. If you don't like their rules, whose would you use?
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Attitude
The ideas I stand for are not mine. I borrowed them from Socrates. I swiped them from Chesterfield. I stole them from Jesus. And I put them in a book. If you don't like their rules, whose would you use?
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Attitude
The clearer you are about the consequences of your actions and the more intensely you desire to enjoy the consequences that your behaviors may lead to, the more motivated you will be.
Quotes By: Brian Tracy
Type: Chinese Saying
If I hear I forget; If I see I remember; if I do I make it my own.
Quotes By: Chinese
Type: Personality
With wealth comes a reputation for wisdom, prudence, self-confidence, courage, greatness, and other unearned virtues.
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Type: Love
Love heals what hate breaks.
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Type: Relationship
When dealing with people, let us remember we are not dealing with creatures of logic. We are dealing with creatures of emotion, creatures bustling with prejudices and motivated by pride and vanity.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Happiness
With peace of mind a poor man is rich; without it a rich man is poor.
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Type: Self Discipline
Any idea, plan, or purpose may be placed in the mind through repetition of thought.
Quotes By: Napoleon Hill
Type: Determination
You see, in life, lots of people know what to do, but few people actually do what they know. Knowing is not enough! You must take action.
Quotes By: Anthony Robbins