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Quote Type : Funny Saying
Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilsed.
Funny Sayings By : Adolf Hitler
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves they have a better idea.
Funny Sayings By : John Ciardi
Quote Type : Funny Saying
An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Funny Sayings By : Ben Shahn
Quote Type : Funny Saying
When having my portrait painted I don't want justice, I want mercy.
Funny Sayings By : Billy Hughes
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.
Funny Sayings By : Humphrey Davy
Quote Type : Humor
I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Funny Sayings By : Tommy Cooper
Quote Type : Humor
A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.
Funny Sayings By : Bucket
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Funny Sayings By : Lopez
Quote Type : Humor
When faced with a challenge remember: This too shall pass - like a kidneystone !
Funny Sayings By : Anne Marie
Quote Type : Funny Saying
better pissed off than pissed on
Funny Sayings By : dad
Type: Humor
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Famous Saying
Love is friendship set on fire.
Quotes By: Jeremy Taylor
Type: Wealth
Work is fortunes’ right hand, saving, her left. Learning her first assistant.
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Type: Attitude
A man’s finest hour is when he has worked his heart out in a noble cause and sits down exhausted.
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Type: Funny Saying
This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Quotes By: Frank Sullivan
Type: Sports
Winners dont wait for chances, they take them.
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Type: Self Discipline
Success comes when people turn what they've learned into the daily habits that breed success.
Quotes By: Tony Jeary
Type: Self Discipline
Success comes when people turn what they've learned into the daily habits that breed success.
Quotes By: Tony Jeary
Type: Success
Success comes oftener through right attitude than great ability. Several companies were going under through lack of money. They hired consultants who points out theirs problem was not a money problem, but an idea problem. New ideas saved them.
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Type: Funny Saying
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Quotes By: Bob Hope
Type: Wisdoms
A man's brain has a more difficult time shifting from thinking to feeling than a women's brain does.
Quotes By: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Family
A man’s best fortune, or his worst, is his wife. Ditto for wife’s husband.
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Type: Friendship
friends are like the chocolate chips on the cookies of life, makes it more delicious
Quotes By: unknown
Type: Attitude
Objects are inorganic and biological values; subjects are social and intellectual values
Quotes By: Robert M. Pirsig
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