Funny birthday card Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.
Funny Sayings By : Hilliare Belloc
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Funny Sayings By : Hunter S. Thompson
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Funny Sayings By : Terry Pratchett
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Funny Sayings By : Oliver Herford
Quote Type : Humor
Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Zappa
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Funny Sayings By : Ed Gardner
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.
Funny Sayings By : Mick Miller
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Funny Sayings By : Kevin Gildea
Quote Type : Funny Saying
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.
Funny Sayings By : Noel Coward
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Funny Sayings By : Denis Leary
Type: Living
Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing.
Quotes By: Albert Schweitzer
Type: Relationship
Because I took a moment to speak
And you took a second to smile
A tiny part of me will leave with you
And a little bit of you will stay.
Quotes By: Jevan
Type: Love
For one human being to love another that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate, the last test and proof; the work for which all other work is but preparation.
Quotes By: Rainer Maria Rilke
Type: Love
Romance has been elegantly defined as the offspring of fiction and love.
Quotes By: Benjamin Disraeli
Type: Self Confidence
When we give another a lift, the exercise gives us strength.
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Type: Attitude
All the flowers of all the tomorrows are in the seeds of today
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Type: Attitude
Its the face that attracts,but its the peronality that captures the heart
Quotes By: Mayleen Francisco Martin
Type: Famous Saying
In true dialogue, both sides are willing to change.
Quotes By: Thich Nhat Hanh
Type: Proverbs
What we can’t learn from proverbs we must learn from experience. Which is cheaper?
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Type: Attitude
We have but one life--whether we spend it laughing or weeping.
Quotes By: ece
Type: Proverbs
What we are speaks so loudly it drowns out what we say.
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Type: Success
Yes, we are able!
Quotes By: Cesar Chavez
Type: Determination
Courage and perseverance have a magical talisman, before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into air.
Quotes By: John Quincy Adams
Type: Growth
When we accept tough jobs as a challenge and wade into them with joy and enthusiasm, miracles can happen.
Quotes By: Arland Gilbert
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