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Quote Type : Humor
The real romance is out ahead and yet to come. The computer revolution hasn't started yet. Don't be misled by the enormous flow of money into bad defacto standards for unsophisticated buyers using poor adaptations of incomplete ideas
Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
Quote Type : Humor
A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points
Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
Quote Type : Humor
If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.
Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
Funny Sayings By : Aldous Huxley
Quote Type : Humor
I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television and just be savaged by stuff that belittles their intelligence.
Funny Sayings By : Alice Walker
Quote Type : Humor
Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors.
Funny Sayings By : Alice Walker
Quote Type : Humor
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
Quote Type : Funny Saying
People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
Quote Type : Humor
Jesus is like Sugar..
Funny Sayings By : Carolyn
Quote Type : Humor
If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
Funny Sayings By : Randy Gilbert
Type: Funny Saying
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
Quotes By: George Carlin
Type: Living
We only live once. But if we live properly one is enough.
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Type: Attitude
Victory is won not in miles but in inches. Win a little now, hold your ground, and later win a little more.
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Type: Funny Quotes
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
Quotes By: Mel Brooks
Type: Relationship
Modesty is the surest bait when fishing for praise.
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Type: Family
Poverty is hard master but raise strong children.
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Type: Financial
Economy is half the battle of life. If you spend all you earn as you go, you won’t go far.
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Type: Self Improvement
History is filled with lopsided leaders who neglected the free wisdom available in the wise saying of great men.
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Type: Wealth
Poverty in youth is uncomfortable, but of all the incentives for getting rich, poverty in youth tops the list.
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Type: Funny Quotes
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Career
Only by falling in love with our work will it bestow on us its richest blessings.
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Type: Sports
You may fail a thousand times, but success may be hiding behind the next step. You never know how close the prize is unless you continue.
Quotes By: Bob Tyler
Type: Responsibility
You may deceive all the people part of the time, and part of the people all the time, but not all the people all the time.
Quotes By: Abraham Lincoln
Type: Attitude
Men may come, men may go, but I go on forever
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