Funny basketball Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
Great experience are even better when they are share!
Funny Sayings By : Calvin
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Why is it that when men get older they get distingushed, and when women get older they get replaced?
Funny Sayings By : C.T.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
Funny Sayings By : Samuel Goldwyn.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Funny Sayings By : Charlie Brown
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Funny Sayings By : Robin Williams
Quote Type : Humor
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Funny Sayings By : Jim Carey
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
Quote Type : Humor
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Funny Sayings By : Peter O'Toole
Quote Type : Funny Saying
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Funny Sayings By : Woody Allen
Type: Funny Saying
Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Quotes By: Luis Bunuel
Type: Financial
One poor crop teaches us more than a book on farming.
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Type: Success
How poor are they who have no patience. First try seldom wins great success.
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Type: Entrepreneurism
Great opportunities to help others seldom come, but small ones surround us every day.
Quotes By: Sally Koch
Type: Attitude
Great opportunities to help others seldom come, but small ones surround us every day.
Quotes By: Sally Koch
Type: Happiness
If u look at what u dont have in life, u dont have any thing, if u look at what u have in life, u have every thing
Quotes By: Tupac
Type: Attitude
In a controversy the instant we feel anger we have already ceased striving for the truth, and have begun striving for ourselves.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Determination
what dont kill ya can only make ya stronger
Quotes By: kim
Type: Attitude
Speak only the truth. Act with only the best intentions. Once you get into the habit, you can live by this code.
Quotes By: Unknown
Type: Humor
I no longer have the fear of being alone. It's cool to find out that you don't need a boyfriend to be happy.
Quotes By: Drew Barrymore
Type: Attitude
All wrong-doing arises because of mind. If mind is transformed can wrong-doing remain?
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Financial
Save money. If you don’t need it for security, you need it for character. There’s little character in poverty.
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Type: Goals
Save money regularly. If you’re average, you’ll have some excuse for postponing until you earn more. That’s why you’re average. And you’ll stay average until you start saving, NO MATTER HOW LITTLE YOU EARN.
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Type: Happiness
Man alone, of all god’s creatures, can change himself for the better
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