Funny baseball Saying That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.
Funny Sayings By : Abraham Lincoln
Quote Type : Humor
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Funny Sayings By : Aesop
Quote Type : Humor
Smoking can kill. If your dead, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Funny Sayings By : Melissa Stuart
Quote Type : Humor
Smoking can kill. If your dead, youve lost a very important part of your life.
Funny Sayings By : Melissa Stuart
Quote Type : Humor
The real romance is out ahead and yet to come. The computer revolution hasn't started yet. Don't be misled by the enormous flow of money into bad defacto standards for unsophisticated buyers using poor adaptations of incomplete ideas
Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
Quote Type : Humor
A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points
Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
Quote Type : Humor
If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.
Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
Funny Sayings By : Aldous Huxley
Quote Type : Humor
I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television and just be savaged by stuff that belittles their intelligence.
Funny Sayings By : Alice Walker
Quote Type : Humor
Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors.
Funny Sayings By : Alice Walker
Type: Goals
Most people can have anything they want, but very few know early in life what they want.
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Type: Attitude
Call people back immediately. One of the biggest challenges most salespeople have is that they don't want to pick up messages and call people back. Return calls now. It's the only way you can build up a solid clientele.
Quotes By: Tom Hopkins
Type: Attitude
If someone gives you advice, it is in his own interest. - Tunisian Proverb
Quotes By: Tunisian Proverb
Type: Personality
An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered.
Quotes By: G. K. Chesterton
Type: Financial
The spend thrift is happy a few hours; the saver, all his life.
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Type: Self Improvement
You spend 16 hours working and sleeping every day. Why not 30 minutes sharpening your mind.
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Type: Success
Efficiency is doing things right. Effectiveness is doing the right things. Success is doing the right things, right, right now.
Quotes By: Nisandeh Neta
Type: Maturing Altruistically
Experience teaches only the teachable.
Quotes By: Aldous Huxley
Type: Humor
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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Type: Creativity
Experience is not what happens to a man; it is what a man does with what happens to him.
Quotes By: Aldous Huxley
Type: Career
Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but we rather have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
Quotes By: Aristotle
Type: Relationship
Men aren't the way they are because they want to drive women crazy; they've been trained to be that way for thousands of years. And that training makes it very difficult for men to be intimate.
Quotes By: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Family
Children need your presence more than your presents.
Quotes By: Jesse Jackson
Type: Determination
Some men give up their designs when they have almost reached the goal; while others, on the contrary, obtain a victory by exerting, at the last moment, more vigorous efforts than before.
Quotes By: Polybius
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