Funny baby Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Funny Sayings By : Unknown
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Funny Sayings By : Jack Benny
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
Funny Sayings By : George Burns
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Funny Sayings By : Dick Cavett
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Funny Sayings By : Dave Barry
Type: Attitude
He who sees a need and waits to be asked for help is as unkind as if he had refused it.
Quotes By: Dante
Type: Self Confidence
Always seek a job that seems, at first thought, too big for you – for two reasons. Because you never know what you can do until you try and growth comes only when we are doing – or attempting something difficult or something new.
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Type: Happiness
Life’s royal crown jewels: health and peace of mind. Treat them royally.
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Type: Attitude
Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Relationship
If you remind others of their faults, they might correct then; but they’ll never forgive you.
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Type: Humor
Always remember no matter where you go, there you are.
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Type: Humor
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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Type: Famous Saying
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Living
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Quotes By: Albert Camus
Type: Funny Quotes
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Quotes By: Henny Youngman
Type: Friendship
We can pull, but not push, a string, a man, a child, a customer, a friend.
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Type: Growth
I will prepare and some day my chance will come.
Quotes By: Abraham Lincoln
Type: Funny Quotes
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Responsibility
Do not plan for ventures before finishing what's at hand.
Quotes By: Euripides
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