Quote Type : Funny Saying
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.
Funny Sayings By : Abraham Lincoln
Quote Type : Humor
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Funny Sayings By : Aesop
Quote Type : Humor
Smoking can kill. If your dead, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Funny Sayings By : Melissa Stuart
Quote Type : Humor
Smoking can kill. If your dead, youve lost a very important part of your life.
Funny Sayings By : Melissa Stuart
Quote Type : Humor
The real romance is out ahead and yet to come. The computer revolution hasn't started yet. Don't be misled by the enormous flow of money into bad defacto standards for unsophisticated buyers using poor adaptations of incomplete ideas
Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
Quote Type : Humor
A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points
Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
Quote Type : Humor
If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.
Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
Funny Sayings By : Aldous Huxley
Quote Type : Humor
I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television and just be savaged by stuff that belittles their intelligence.
Funny Sayings By : Alice Walker
Quote Type : Humor
Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors.
Funny Sayings By : Alice Walker
Type: Goals
We must have long range goal to keep us from being discourages by shorts range setbacks.
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Type: Funny Saying
The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.
Quotes By: Humphrey Davy
Type: Humor
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
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Type: Happiness
A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.
Quotes By: Aesop
Type: Funny Quotes
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Quotes By: Jack Benny
Type: Personality
A fault confessed is half redressed.
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Type: Responsibility
A fault confessed is half redressed. Denying a fault doubles it.
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Type: Career
A first class carpenter gets more out of life than a third class lawyer or preacher.
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Type: Attitude
We must be as courteous to a man as we are to a picture, which we are willing to give the advantage of a good light.
Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Type: Self Confidence
Let not a man guard his dignity, but let his dignity guard him.
Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Type: Happiness
Look at a day when you are supremely satisfied at the end. It's not a day when you lounge around doing nothing; it's when you've had everything to do, and you've done it.
Quotes By: Margaret Thatcher
Type: Determination
The answer, maybe, is going out & doing rather than waiting. If you wait, life will probably pass you by. But if you go out & do the things you want to, take the risks you fear, you may just find that everything slots into place.
Quotes By: Rob E. Geraghty
Type: Attitude
Every sweet has its sour; every evil its good.
Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Type: Attitude
The history of free men is never written by chance, but by choice - their choice.
Quotes By: Dwight D. Eisenhower