Funny ass Saying That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
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Quote Type : Humor
Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
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Quote Type : Humor
Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.
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Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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Quote Type : Humor
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
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Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!
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Life is like an ice cream enjoy it before it melts
Funny Sayings By : Kim
Quote Type : Humor
Great experience are even better when they are share!
Funny Sayings By : Calvin
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Why is it that when men get older they get distingushed, and when women get older they get replaced?
Funny Sayings By : C.T.
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A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
Funny Sayings By : Samuel Goldwyn.
Type: Self Discipline
When things are bad, we take comfort in the thought that they could always be worse. And when they are, we find hope in the thought that things are so bad that they have to get better.
Quotes By: Malcolm Forbes
Type: Success
Everything you could have been, all the accolades you could have won and all the achievements that have been nagging at your mind until now, didn’t happen for one reason only. You procrastinated.
Quotes By: Nisandeh Neta
Type: Wealth
All achievements, all earned riches, have their beginning in an idea.
Quotes By: Napoleon Hill
Type: Success
When there's no one to blame and no one to complain to, there’s a tremendous sense of potential. If you don’t like your life the way it is, then change it.
Quotes By: Nisandeh Neta
Type: Growth
A teacher's task is to Poke, Provoke to a Reaction, Confront and Elevate.
Quotes By: Yogi Bhajan
Type: Friendship
A brother may not be a friend, but a friend will always be a brother.
Quotes By: Ben Franklin
Type: Funny Saying
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Happiness
Only when your consciousness is totally focused on the moment you are in can you receive whatever gift, lesson, or delight that moment has to offer.
Quotes By: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Attitude
Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, "I am not a crook." Jimmy Carter says, "I have lusted after women in my heart." President Reagan says, "I have just taken a urinalysis test, and I am not on dope."
Quotes By: Art Buchwald
Type: Financial
Save when prosperous. There’s little fear of overspending when we’re not.
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Type: Relationship
Half the world’s troubles come from saying yes too soon and to often and no too late and to seldom.
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Type: Living
Half the wisdom of life is eliminating the non-essentials.
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Type: Famous Saying
Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
Quotes By: Rudyard Kipling
Type: Maturing Altruistically
When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should be made clear that the circus was already there, and that TV has merely demonstrated that not all the performers are well trained.
Quotes By: Edward R. Murrow
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