Funny as hell Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
Funny Sayings By : Aldous Huxley
Quote Type : Humor
I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television and just be savaged by stuff that belittles their intelligence.
Funny Sayings By : Alice Walker
Quote Type : Humor
Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors.
Funny Sayings By : Alice Walker
Quote Type : Humor
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
Quote Type : Funny Saying
People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
Quote Type : Humor
Jesus is like Sugar..
Funny Sayings By : Carolyn
Quote Type : Humor
If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
Funny Sayings By : Randy Gilbert
Quote Type : Humor
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour
Type: Attitude
Practise doesn't make perfect, not is it supposed to. Practise is about increasing your repertoire of ways to recover from your mistakes.
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Type: Famous Saying
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
Quotes By: Francois-Auguste Rodin
Type: Family
The husband should be blind at times; the wife deaf; both dumb, most of the time.
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Type: Relationship
Conversation is an art in which a man has all mankind for his competitors, for it is that which all are practising every day while they live.
Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Type: Friendship
Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other.
Quotes By: George MacDonald
Type: Proverbs
Tell us your phobias & we will tell you what you are afraid of.
Quotes By: Robert Benchley
Type: Self Improvement
Just as treasures are uncovered from the earth, so virtue appears from good deeds, and wisdom appears from a pure and peaceful mind. To walk safely through the maze of human life, one needs the light of wisdom and the guidance of virtue.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Humor
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Quotes By: George Burns
Type: Love
Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness.
Quotes By: Oliver Wendell Holmes
Type: Love
Love is the history of a woman's life; it is an episode in man's.
Quotes By: Germaine De Stael
Type: Goals
Hope is the companion of power and the mother of success, For those of us who hope strongest have within us the gift of miracles.
Quotes By: Sydney Bremer
Type: Attitude
What is the appropriate behavior for a man or a woman in the midst of this world, where each person is clinging to his piece of debris? What's the proper salutation between people as they pass each other in this flood?
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Success
Success starts with a dream, a thought; but that only a first step. Writing it down is the second step. Doing one specific thing to bring it about is the third step.
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Type: Self Improvement
There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self.
Quotes By: Aldous Huxley
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