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A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
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Always remember no matter where you go, there you are.
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
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Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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As I said before, I never repeat myself.
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Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
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Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age 18.
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Type: Personality
To accept a favor is to confer one. To refuse one is an insult. The open hand becomes the closed fist.
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Type: Living
The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated.
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Type: Self Improvement
Idle people, or those without goals, soon tired of their own company.
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Type: Happiness
Most people will be about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
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Type: Growth
Most people think no more than twice or three times a year. I have become rich and famous by thinking twice or three times a week.
Quotes By: George Bernard Shaw
Type: Attitude
When people speak ill of you, live so that no one will believe them.
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Type: Self Improvement
Many people read a lot because reading is easier than thinking. Thinking is hard work.
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Type: Self Discipline
Some people hold themselves back because they’re too timid or proud to ask. Asking never kills. Asking makes you appear stupid a few seconds; wiser for life.
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Type: Success
More people fail through lack of purpose than from all other cause combined.
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Type: Goals
Most people can have anything they want, but very few know early in life what they want.
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Type: Attitude
Call people back immediately. One of the biggest challenges most salespeople have is that they don't want to pick up messages and call people back. Return calls now. It's the only way you can build up a solid clientele.
Quotes By: Tom Hopkins
Type: Attitude
If someone gives you advice, it is in his own interest. - Tunisian Proverb
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Type: Personality
An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered.
Quotes By: G. K. Chesterton
Type: Financial
The spend thrift is happy a few hours; the saver, all his life.
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