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Quote Type : Funny Saying
People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
Quote Type : Humor
Jesus is like Sugar..
Funny Sayings By : Carolyn
Quote Type : Humor
If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
Funny Sayings By : Randy Gilbert
Quote Type : Humor
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Funny Sayings By : Unknown
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Funny Sayings By : Jack Benny
Type: Proverbs
The purest education is condensed into the fewest words.
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Type: Funny Quotes
I can resist anything but temptation.
Quotes By: Oscar Wilde
Type: Family
The parents’ life is children copybook. Two parents teach more than 20 teachers.
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Type: Entrepreneurism
Entrepreneurship is the art of finding profitable solutions to problems.
Quotes By: Brian Tracy
Type: Funny Saying
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Quotes By: Johnny Carson
Type: Living
A hundred times a day I remind myself that my inner and outer lives are based on the labors of other people,``living and dead, and that I must exert myself in order to give in the same measure as I have received and am still receiving.
Quotes By: Albert Einstein
Type: Attitude
By appreciation, we make others’ excellencies our own properly.
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Type: Love
What greater thing is there for two human souls that to feel that they are joined... to strengthen each other... to be at one with each other in silent unspeakable memories.
Quotes By: George Eliot
Type: Attitude
With great power comes great responsibility.
Quotes By: uncle
Type: Humor
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
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Type: Personality
None preach better than the ant. And he says nothing. He preaches by example.
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Type: Career
The more you take on, the more efficient you become. You only learn how much you can actually do by trying to do too much.
Quotes By: Brian Tracy
Type: Personality
The more you study great men the more you’ll notice wise sayings are their guiders.
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Type: Friendship
The more we love our friends, the less we flatter them; it is by excusing nothing that pure love shows itself.
Quotes By: Moliere
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