Quote Type : Funny Saying
People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
Quote Type : Humor
Jesus is like Sugar..
Funny Sayings By : Carolyn
Quote Type : Humor
If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
Funny Sayings By : Randy Gilbert
Quote Type : Humor
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Funny Sayings By : Unknown
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Funny Sayings By : Jack Benny
Type: Financial
The curse of extravagance kills more opportunities than taxes, sickness and hard time.
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Type: Unknown
All wars have innocents
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Type: Self Improvement
To sharpen your mind, select a topic and force yourself to keep talking about it for 10 minutes without stopping. That develops concentration, observation, memory, will power and fluency.
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Type: Chinese Saying
every rose has thorns
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Type: Creativity
The strong by scattering their energies, accomplish nothing. The weak, by concentrating on one thing, build big business.
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Type: Maturing Altruistically
We learn and grow most when we face the most extremes of weather, obstacles, religions, races, political parties, and points of view.
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Type: Funny Saying
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Quotes By: Lopez
Type: Living
The world, indeed, is like a dream and the treasures of the world are an alluring mirage! Like the apparent distances in a picture, things have no reality in themselves, but they are like heat haze.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Happiness
The world is so full of wonderful things, that we should all be as happy as kings.
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Type: Living
The world is full of poetry. The air is living with its spirit; and the waves dance to the music of its melodies, and sparkle in its brightness.
Quotes By: Percival
Type: Love
The world cannot rotate without it love, I cannot breathe without you.
Quotes By: Jeddy
Type: Personality
The world belongs to the enthusiast who keeps cool.
Quotes By: William McFee
Type: Career
I'm working to improve my methods, and every hour I save is an hour added to my life.
Quotes By: Ayn Rand
Type: Financial
The darkest day in our lives is when we plan to get money without working.
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