Funny Sayings shirt them That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
Jesus is like Sugar..
Funny Sayings By : Carolyn
Quote Type : Humor
If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
Funny Sayings By : Randy Gilbert
Quote Type : Humor
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Funny Sayings By : Unknown
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Funny Sayings By : Jack Benny
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen
Type: Attitude
Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet.
Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Type: Self Improvement
Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work.
Quotes By: H. L. Hunt
Type: Living
We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Attitude
We are what we thing we are. In the conviction of strength there are strength.
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Type: Famous Saying
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
Quotes By: Seymour Cray
Type: Humor
When I was young I looked like Al Capone, but I lacked his compassion.
Quotes By: Oscar Levant
Type: Funny Quotes
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Quotes By: Gracie Allen
Type: Funny Quotes
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
Quotes By: Mel Brooks
Type: Funny Quotes
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
Quotes By: Joan Rivers
Type: Humor
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Quotes By: Oscar Wilde
Type: Goals
If you want to be happy for a day, have a party. If for a week take trip. If for a year plant a garden. If for life find a worthy goal.
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Type: Success
If you want to succeed, do what successful men did. They do what failures don’t like to do; they discipline themselves. The undisciplined life isn’t worth living.
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Type: Living
If you want to know your past - look into your present conditions. If you want to know your future - look into your present actions.
Quotes By: Chinese
Type: Financial
If you want to know the value of money, try borrowing some.
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