Funny Sayings for msn That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points
Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
Quote Type : Humor
If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.
Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
Funny Sayings By : Aldous Huxley
Quote Type : Humor
I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television and just be savaged by stuff that belittles their intelligence.
Funny Sayings By : Alice Walker
Quote Type : Humor
Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors.
Funny Sayings By : Alice Walker
Quote Type : Humor
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
Quote Type : Funny Saying
People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
Quote Type : Humor
Jesus is like Sugar..
Funny Sayings By : Carolyn
Quote Type : Humor
If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
Funny Sayings By : Randy Gilbert
Quote Type : Humor
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Type: Happiness
On life's journey faith is nourishment, virtuous deeds are a shelter, wisdom is the light by day and right mindfulness is the protection by night. If a man lives a pure life, nothing can destroy him.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Happiness
To save yourself much disappointment, realize early in life that every job has some dreary details that can’t dodge. Manual work is not degrading. There’s nothing for frayed nerves like physical work. When worried us your brain less and your muscles more.
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Type: Emotions
Combine your mental images with the emotion of desire to accelerate their realization.
Quotes By: Brian Tracy
Type: Humor
Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!
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Type: Attitude
The one who will be found in trial capable of great acts of love is ever the one who is always doing considerate small ones.
Quotes By: F. W. Robertson
Type: Love
Silence was the last word we spoke, it filled the air heavy with forevers...
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Type: Funny Quotes
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
Quotes By: Johnny Carson
Type: Attitude
veryone wants to understand art. Why don’t we try to understand the song of a bird? Why do we love the night, the flowers, everything around us, without trying to understand them? But in the case of a painting, people think they have to understand.
Quotes By: Pablo Picasso
Type: Attitude
Be true to your work, your word, and your friend
Quotes By: Henry David Thoreau
Type: Self Discipline
Failure to plan is unknowing planning to fail.
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Type: Self Improvement
Resolve to observe or learn something new every day. It’ll keep you mentally sharp and youthful.
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Type: Goals
To live to 100, have something to live for. Living for something is part of living long.
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Type: Friendship
I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and the new.
Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Type: Growth
What we think, we become.
Quotes By: Buddha
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