Funny Sayings and phrase That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
I no longer have the fear of being alone. It's cool to find out that you don't need a boyfriend to be happy.
Funny Sayings By : Drew Barrymore
Quote Type : Humor
Tomorrow never come.
Funny Sayings By : Rob
Quote Type : Humor
A frustrated chicken should not vote for Colonel Sanders.
Funny Sayings By : Jessie Jackson
Quote Type : Humor
Black holes are when God tried to divide by zero.
Funny Sayings By : unknown
Quote Type : Humor
Women are nothing but trouble, men are nothing but trouble seekers
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Quote Type : Humor
Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.
Funny Sayings By : Grenville Kleiser
Quote Type : Humor
Laugh at yourself and at life. Not in the spirit of derision or whining self-pity, but as a remedy, a miracle drug, that will ease your pain, cure your depression, and help you to put in perspective that seemingly terrible defeat and worry with laughter at your predicaments, thus freeing your mind to think clearly toward the solution that is certain to come.
Funny Sayings By : Og Mandino
Quote Type : Humor
Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
Funny Sayings By : Romain Gary
Quote Type : Humor
The amount you laugh in your relationships with others is the true measure of the health of your personality.
Funny Sayings By : Brian Tracy
Quote Type : Humor
Our kindness may be the most persuasive argument for that which we believe.
Funny Sayings By : Gordon B. Hinckley
Type: Goals
Aim at the sun and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly higher than if aimed at an object on a level with you.
Quotes By: Joel Hawes
Type: Success
Using the power of decision gives you the capacity to get past any excuse to change any and every part of your life in an instant.
Quotes By: Anthony Robbins
Type: Famous Saying
Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
Quotes By: Oscar Levant
Type: Career
I make the most of all that comes and the least of all that goes.
Quotes By: Sara Teasdale
Type: Self Confidence
One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do.
Quotes By: Henry Ford
Type: Creativity
One of the greatest assets you have is your imagination.
Quotes By: Mark Victor Hansen
Type: Friendship
Love - the feeling - is a fruit of love, the verb.
Quotes By: Stephen Covey
Type: Humor
Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors.
Quotes By: Alice Walker
Type: Responsibility
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
Quotes By: Abraham Lincoln
Type: Funny Saying
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Quotes By: Henny Youngman
Type: Funny Saying
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Personality
One of the ceaseless wonders of the world is the power of a smile.
Quotes By: Malcolm S. Forbes
Type: Attitude
Now is the best time to start anything, If you wait for the perfect time, You will starve waiting.
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Type: Career
Select that career which, while you are building it, it also building you.
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