Funny Sayings about woman That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Funny Sayings By : George Burns
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers.
Funny Sayings By : Daniel J. Boorstin
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.
Funny Sayings By : G.W. Hegel
Quote Type : Funny Saying
To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.
Funny Sayings By : Enoch Powell
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Funny Sayings By : Mark Twain
Quote Type : Funny Saying
When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.
Funny Sayings By : Hilliare Belloc
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Funny Sayings By : Hunter S. Thompson
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Funny Sayings By : Terry Pratchett
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Funny Sayings By : Oliver Herford
Quote Type : Humor
Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Zappa
Type: Compassion
Forget every evil or insult; remember every kindness.
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Type: Funny Saying
No one ever went broke under-estimating the taste of the American public.
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Wealth
If you ever get a thought of quitting, first count your blessings. You’ll discover you have plenty. Your true wealth is what you have left when you lose all your material wealth.
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Type: Self Improvement
No one ever finds time for self-improvement. Serious ones make time. They decide on priorities. Without priorities of time, no one reaches his potential.
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Type: Success
No one ever fails. They just quit trying. Many of our greatest men tried and fail so often they decided to quit – but tried once more – and won.
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Type: Attitude
Nobody Ever Drowned IN SWEAT
Quotes By: Dan Foley
Type: Friendship
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Quotes By: Martin Luther King, Jr.
Type: Success
At the end of the day, both optimists and pessimists are always right.
Quotes By: Nisandeh Neta
Type: Living
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could.
Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Type: Attitude
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Celebrity
I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
Quotes By: Oscar Levant
Type: Success
If you don’t ask because you might be refused, you’ve already refused yourself.
Quotes By: Nisandeh Neta
Type: Career
What’s done with pleasure is done full measure. Forced effort tires us three times as fast as enthusiastic effort. One life’s richest blessings is DOING WHAT COMES NATURALLY.
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Type: Friendship
If you don't look out for others, who's gonna look out for you?
Quotes By: Whoopi Goldberg
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