Funny Sayings about teacher That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings
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Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson
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Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Funny Sayings By : Unknown
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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Funny Sayings By : Jack Benny
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen
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Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
Funny Sayings By : George Burns
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
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If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Funny Sayings By : Dick Cavett
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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Funny Sayings By : Dave Barry
Type: Attitude
Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
Quotes By: Martin Luther King, Jr.
Type: Friendship
Our friends should be companions who inspire us, who help us rise to our best.
Quotes By: Joseph B. Wirthlin
Type: Financial
The friend, the teacher, the merchant and preacher treat you according to your bank account.
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Type: Growth
To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Humor
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Quotes By: Peter O'Toole
Type: Famous Saying
I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
Quotes By: Cicero
Type: Financial
Most rich men value their work more than their money. Their work make them happy by making them forgot them self.
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Type: Responsibility
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
Quotes By: Martin Luther King, Jr.
Type: Education
Academic qualifications are important and so is financial education. They're both important and schools are forgetting one of them.
Quotes By: Robert Kiyosaki
Type: Enthusiasm
Enthusiasm moves the world.
Quotes By: Arthur James Balfour
Type: Relationship
Enthusiasm is the invisible magnet that draws others to your view.
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Type: Famous Saying
After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.
Quotes By: Cato the Elder
Type: Attitude
Today I bent the truth to be kind, and I have no regret, for I am far surer of what is kind than I am of what is true.
Quotes By: Robert Brault
Type: Living
Every human being is the author of his own health or disease.
Quotes By: Buddha
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