Funny Sayings about marriage That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Funny Sayings By : Robin Williams
Quote Type : Humor
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Funny Sayings By : Jim Carey
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
Quote Type : Humor
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Funny Sayings By : Peter O'Toole
Quote Type : Funny Saying
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Funny Sayings By : Woody Allen
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.
Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
Quote Type : Humor
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
Funny Sayings By : David Letterman
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Funny Sayings By : John Mendosa
Quote Type : Funny Saying
What's another word for thesaurus?
Funny Sayings By : Steven Wright.
Type: Attitude
All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected.
Quotes By: Donald Trump
Type: Happiness
Of all the things we wear, a smile and good humor are most important. Without them, we are not properly dressed.
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Type: Goals
Aim at the sun and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly higher than if aimed at an object on a level with you.
Quotes By: Joel Hawes
Type: Success
Using the power of decision gives you the capacity to get past any excuse to change any and every part of your life in an instant.
Quotes By: Anthony Robbins
Type: Famous Saying
Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
Quotes By: Oscar Levant
Type: Career
I make the most of all that comes and the least of all that goes.
Quotes By: Sara Teasdale
Type: Self Confidence
One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do.
Quotes By: Henry Ford
Type: Creativity
One of the greatest assets you have is your imagination.
Quotes By: Mark Victor Hansen
Type: Friendship
Love - the feeling - is a fruit of love, the verb.
Quotes By: Stephen Covey
Type: Humor
Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors.
Quotes By: Alice Walker
Type: Responsibility
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
Quotes By: Abraham Lincoln
Type: Funny Saying
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Quotes By: Henny Youngman
Type: Funny Saying
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Personality
One of the ceaseless wonders of the world is the power of a smile.
Quotes By: Malcolm S. Forbes
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