Funny Sayings about man That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Funny Sayings By : Robin Williams
Quote Type : Humor
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Funny Sayings By : Jim Carey
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
Quote Type : Humor
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Funny Sayings By : Peter O'Toole
Quote Type : Funny Saying
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Funny Sayings By : Woody Allen
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.
Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
Quote Type : Humor
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
Funny Sayings By : David Letterman
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Funny Sayings By : John Mendosa
Quote Type : Funny Saying
What's another word for thesaurus?
Funny Sayings By : Steven Wright.
Type: Living
Monotony is like tombstone tied around our necks. It’s really a blessed weight donated by nature to hold us down until we find the precious pearl.
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Type: Kindness
Too many have dispensed with generosity in order to practice charity.
Quotes By: Albert Camus
Type: Success
Too many develop every talent except the talent to use all other talents – will power.
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Type: Attitude
Your environment largely shapes your future. Take the time to select one that will shape the kind you’d like to have.
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Type: Attitude
Grow into your ideals so that life cannot rob you of them.
Quotes By: Albert Schweitzer
Type: Success
Constant striving is the price of constant progress.
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Type: Creativity
Judgment grows automatically with years. Creativity must be consciously cultivated.
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Type: Attitude
Millions have changes themselves from weak to strong, from cowards to heroes, from lazy to ambitious, from sinners to benefactors, from useless to helpful, from poor to rich by changing their thoughts.
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Type: Personality
I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
Quotes By: Albert Einstein
Type: Health
It is not work that kills men; it is worry. Work is healthy; you can hardly put more upon a man than he can bear. Worry is rust upon the blade. It is not the revolution that destroys the machinery, but the friction. Fear secrets acids; but love and trust are sweet juices.
Quotes By: Henry Ward Beecher
Type: Attitude
It is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving.
Quotes By: Oliver Wendell Holmes
Type: Attitude
It is not only for what we do that we are held responsible, but also for what we do not do.
Quotes By: Moliere
Type: Proverbs
It is not only fine feathers that make fine birds.
Quotes By: Aesop
Type: Maturing Altruistically
It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live.
Quotes By: Marcus Aelius Aurelius
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