Funny Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Funny Sayings By : Unknown
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Funny Sayings By : Jack Benny
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
Funny Sayings By : George Burns
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Funny Sayings By : Dick Cavett
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Funny Sayings By : Dave Barry
Type: Wealth
Difficult times always create opportunities for you to experience more love in your life.
Quotes By: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Famous Saying
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
Quotes By: Oscar Wilde
Type: Sports
How could I leave after a night like that? It was the greatest of my life and talks will begin soon.
Quotes By: Steven Gerrard
Type: Entrepreneurism
Kids ought to have two bicycles, one to ride and one to rent.
Quotes By: Jim Rohn
Type: Growth
Auto-suggestion is the direct route to our rich, inner resources – the universal mind, the god mind, where all power dwells – and where all things are possible.
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Type: Living
The truest difference between the man and the boy: the man is aiming at a goal; the boy is drifting aimlessly.
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Type: Self Confidence
The truest courage is not on the battlefield, but in every day tasks, that test our will power to overcome boredom, drudgery and obstacles.
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Type: Attitude
The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit
Quotes By: Nelson Henderson
Type: Goals
That sucks
Quotes By: james harriet
Type: Friendship
Are you lonely? Stretch a hand to one unfriended and your loneliness is ended.
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Type: Attitude
Are you investing your time profitably? While Churchill’s buddies coaxed him to join them in cards, gambling and beer, Churchill reading and writing and writing and writing. Did you ever hear of any of his buddies?
Quotes By: Churchill
Type: Proverbs
Use you head to handle yourself; your heart to handle others.
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Type: Living
All you have to do is live and die
Quotes By: none
Type: Compassion
All you have shall some day be given;
Therefore give now, that the season of giving
may be yours and not your inheritors.
Quotes By: Kahlil Gibran
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