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Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
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Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour
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I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings
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Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson
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Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Funny Sayings By : Unknown
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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Funny Sayings By : Jack Benny
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen
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Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
Funny Sayings By : George Burns
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
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If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Funny Sayings By : Dick Cavett
Type: Love
I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart.
Quotes By: Alice Walker
Type: Living
Nature knows no pause, but puts her curse on inactivity.
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Type: Career
Find a job for your hands and your nerves will find a job for themselves.
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Type: Funny Saying
Why is it that when men get older they get distingushed, and when women get older they get replaced?
Quotes By: C.T.
Type: Success
'Will' is what creates the energy and courage to create. 'Want,' by itself, just isn't enough.
Quotes By: Nisandeh Neta
Type: Self Improvement
A life is too precious to waste to spend on anything but the best.
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Type: Growth
Action is the real measure of intelligence.
Quotes By: Napoleon Hill
Type: Health
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Friendship
No one is rich enough to be without friends. Make new friends but keep the old. New are silver; old are gold.
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Type: Responsibility
Virtue is persecuted more by the wicked than it is loved by the good.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Success
Defeat is often the first step to success.
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Type: Determination
A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.
Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Type: Attitude
Hatred is never anything but fear – if you feared no one, you would hate no one.
Quotes By: Hugh Downs
Type: Famous Saying
A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
Quotes By: Paul Valery
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