Quote Type : Funny Saying
What's another word for thesaurus?
Funny Sayings By : Steven Wright.
Quote Type : Humor
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Funny Sayings By : George Burns
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers.
Funny Sayings By : Daniel J. Boorstin
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.
Funny Sayings By : G.W. Hegel
Quote Type : Funny Saying
To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.
Funny Sayings By : Enoch Powell
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Funny Sayings By : Mark Twain
Quote Type : Funny Saying
When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.
Funny Sayings By : Hilliare Belloc
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Funny Sayings By : Hunter S. Thompson
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Funny Sayings By : Terry Pratchett
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Funny Sayings By : Oliver Herford
Type: Happiness
With peace of mind a poor man is rich; without it a rich man is poor.
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Type: Self Discipline
Any idea, plan, or purpose may be placed in the mind through repetition of thought.
Quotes By: Napoleon Hill
Type: Determination
You see, in life, lots of people know what to do, but few people actually do what they know. Knowing is not enough! You must take action.
Quotes By: Anthony Robbins
Type: Happiness
On life's journey faith is nourishment, virtuous deeds are a shelter, wisdom is the light by day and right mindfulness is the protection by night. If a man lives a pure life, nothing can destroy him.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Happiness
To save yourself much disappointment, realize early in life that every job has some dreary details that can’t dodge. Manual work is not degrading. There’s nothing for frayed nerves like physical work. When worried us your brain less and your muscles more.
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Type: Emotions
Combine your mental images with the emotion of desire to accelerate their realization.
Quotes By: Brian Tracy
Type: Humor
Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!
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Type: Attitude
The one who will be found in trial capable of great acts of love is ever the one who is always doing considerate small ones.
Quotes By: F. W. Robertson
Type: Love
Silence was the last word we spoke, it filled the air heavy with forevers...
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Type: Funny Quotes
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
Quotes By: Johnny Carson
Type: Attitude
veryone wants to understand art. Why don’t we try to understand the song of a bird? Why do we love the night, the flowers, everything around us, without trying to understand them? But in the case of a painting, people think they have to understand.
Quotes By: Pablo Picasso
Type: Attitude
Be true to your work, your word, and your friend
Quotes By: Henry David Thoreau
Type: Self Discipline
Failure to plan is unknowing planning to fail.
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Type: Self Improvement
Resolve to observe or learn something new every day. It’ll keep you mentally sharp and youthful.
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