Funny Saying about work That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Funny Sayings By : Oliver Herford
Quote Type : Humor
Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Zappa
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Funny Sayings By : Ed Gardner
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.
Funny Sayings By : Mick Miller
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Funny Sayings By : Kevin Gildea
Quote Type : Funny Saying
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.
Funny Sayings By : Noel Coward
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Funny Sayings By : Denis Leary
Quote Type : Humor
Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Funny Sayings By : H.L. Mencken
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Funny Sayings By : Jimmy Durante
Quote Type : Funny Saying
All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Funny Sayings By : Louis Armstrong
Type: Personality
People often grudge others what they cannot enjoy themselves.
Quotes By: Aesop
Type: Love
anyone of us has a right to love and to be loved,so go on and find anyone so that you will be loved.
Quotes By: Jan Laurence Fernan
Type: Friendship
A slip of the foot, you’ll soon recover; a slip of the tongue may last forever.
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Type: Financial
Beware of small needless expenses. Small leaks sink big ships – and big men – and big business – and big nations.
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Type: Financial
A love of quick gain has turned rich men into paupers.
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Type: Wealth
I know of no way in which a man can be more innocently employed than in making money.
Quotes By: Bishop Talbu
Type: Attitude
No act of kindness, however small, is ever wasted.
Quotes By: Aesop
Type: Kindness
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
Quotes By: Aesop
Type: Attitude
We are not who we are because of our abilities...
We are who we are because of our choices....
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Type: Attitude
You’re not very smart if you’re not a little kinder and wiser than yesterday.
Quotes By: A.Lincoln
Type: Famous Saying
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
Quotes By: Douglas MacArthur
Type: Living
He has not learned the first lesson of life who does not every day surmount a fear.
Quotes By: Emerson
Type: Living
You’re not fully mature unless you’re prepared for the unexpected.
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Type: Proverbs
Deeds, not creeds, are the true measure of a man.
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