Quote Type : Funny Saying
What's another word for thesaurus?
Funny Sayings By : Steven Wright.
Quote Type : Humor
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Funny Sayings By : George Burns
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers.
Funny Sayings By : Daniel J. Boorstin
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.
Funny Sayings By : G.W. Hegel
Quote Type : Funny Saying
To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.
Funny Sayings By : Enoch Powell
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Funny Sayings By : Mark Twain
Quote Type : Funny Saying
When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.
Funny Sayings By : Hilliare Belloc
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Funny Sayings By : Hunter S. Thompson
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Funny Sayings By : Terry Pratchett
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Funny Sayings By : Oliver Herford
Type: Famous Saying
A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
Quotes By: Paul Valery
Type: Goals
Advice is like snow. The softer it falls, the easier it’s absorbed, the deeper it sinks and the longer it lasts.
Quotes By:
Type: Growth
Action is life, stagnation, death. Nature’s law: use it or lost it.
Quotes By:
Type: Unknown
Normal Is just what everyone makes it to be
Quotes By: Me.
Type: Humor
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Quotes By:
Type: Happiness
No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change.
Quotes By: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Happiness
No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change.
Quotes By: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Proverbs
Nature is impartial, too old-fashioned and square to be playing favorites.
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Type: Maturing Altruistically
He who is ignorant of history is bound to repeat its mistakes.
Quotes By:
Type: Attitude
No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
Quotes By: Abraham Lincoln
Type: Growth
Growth is beauty. That’s why children are beautiful. Learn from them. Grow mentally.
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Type: Success
School is basically about one point of view -- the one the teacher has.
Quotes By: Alan Kay
Type: Attitude
Caring is a reflex. Someone slips, your arm goes out. A car is in the ditch, you join the others and push...You live, you help.
Quotes By: Ram Dass
Type: Funny Quotes
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Quotes By: Bob Hope