Funny Saying about teacher That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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I hate music, especially when it's played.
Funny Sayings By : Jimmy Durante
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All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Funny Sayings By : Louis Armstrong
Quote Type : Humor
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Funny Sayings By : Salvador Dali
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If it sells, it's art.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Lloyd.
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Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Funny Sayings By : Luis Bunuel
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This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Sullivan
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Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilsed.
Funny Sayings By : Adolf Hitler
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Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves they have a better idea.
Funny Sayings By : John Ciardi
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An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Funny Sayings By : Ben Shahn
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When having my portrait painted I don't want justice, I want mercy.
Funny Sayings By : Billy Hughes
Type: Self Improvement
You spend 16 hours working and sleeping every day. Why not 30 minutes sharpening your mind.
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Type: Success
Efficiency is doing things right. Effectiveness is doing the right things. Success is doing the right things, right, right now.
Quotes By: Nisandeh Neta
Type: Maturing Altruistically
Experience teaches only the teachable.
Quotes By: Aldous Huxley
Type: Humor
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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Type: Creativity
Experience is not what happens to a man; it is what a man does with what happens to him.
Quotes By: Aldous Huxley
Type: Career
Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but we rather have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
Quotes By: Aristotle
Type: Relationship
Men aren't the way they are because they want to drive women crazy; they've been trained to be that way for thousands of years. And that training makes it very difficult for men to be intimate.
Quotes By: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Family
Children need your presence more than your presents.
Quotes By: Jesse Jackson
Type: Determination
Some men give up their designs when they have almost reached the goal; while others, on the contrary, obtain a victory by exerting, at the last moment, more vigorous efforts than before.
Quotes By: Polybius
Type: Family
Children are all foreigners.
Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Type: Attitude
Our enemies’ opinion of us is more accurate then our own.
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Type: Living
Many remain poor because they can’t resist buying things they don’t need.
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Type: Self Confidence
We rarely confide in those who are better than we are.
Quotes By: Albert Camus
Type: Attitude
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Quotes By: Aldous Huxley
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