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Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Funny Sayings By : John Mendosa
Quote Type : Funny Saying
What's another word for thesaurus?
Funny Sayings By : Steven Wright.
Quote Type : Humor
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Funny Sayings By : George Burns
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Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers.
Funny Sayings By : Daniel J. Boorstin
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Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.
Funny Sayings By : G.W. Hegel
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To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.
Funny Sayings By : Enoch Powell
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Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Funny Sayings By : Mark Twain
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When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.
Funny Sayings By : Hilliare Belloc
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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Funny Sayings By : Hunter S. Thompson
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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Funny Sayings By : Terry Pratchett
Type: Famous Saying
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Quotes By: Oscar Levant
Type: Career
There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth; not going all the way, and not starting.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Famous Saying
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
Quotes By: Albert Einstein
Type: Famous Saying
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
Quotes By: Oscar Wilde
Type: Humor
Women are nothing but trouble, men are nothing but trouble seekers
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Type: Self Improvement
There are no uninteresting subjects, only uninteresting people. Some folks learn more in a walk around the block than others in trip around the world.
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Type: Funny Quotes
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Relationship
There are four ways, and only four ways, in which we have contact with the world. We are evaluated and classified by these four contacts: what we do, how we look, what we say, and how we say it.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Living
There are five things which no one is able to accomplish in this world: first, to cease growing old when he is growing old; second, to cease being sick; third, to cease dying; fourth, to deny dissolution when there is dissolution; fifth, to deny non-being.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Goals
Goals are a preview of future events and experiences in your life.
Quotes By: Mark Victor Hansen
Type: Growth
It’s harder, but more rewarding, to be a master of one thing than a jack of all.
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Type: Self Discipline
Our character is basically a composite of our habits. Because they are consistent, often unconscious patterns, they constantly, daily, express our character.
Quotes By: Stephen Covey
Type: Happiness
Much happiness is overlooked because it doesn’t cost anything.
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Type: Attitude
What happens to a man is less significant then what happens within him.
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