Funny 50th birthday Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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Quote Type : Humor
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
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Quote Type : Humor
Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!
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Quote Type : Humor
Life is like an ice cream enjoy it before it melts
Funny Sayings By : Kim
Quote Type : Humor
Great experience are even better when they are share!
Funny Sayings By : Calvin
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Why is it that when men get older they get distingushed, and when women get older they get replaced?
Funny Sayings By : C.T.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
Funny Sayings By : Samuel Goldwyn.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Funny Sayings By : Charlie Brown
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Funny Sayings By : Robin Williams
Quote Type : Humor
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Funny Sayings By : Jim Carey
Type: Success
Why wait when you can create?
Quotes By: Nisandeh Neta
Type: Attitude
I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live.
Quotes By: Martin Luther King, Jr.
Type: Living
I submit that an individual who breaks a law that conscience tells him is unjust, and who willingly accepts the penalty of imprisonment in order to arouse the conscience of the community over its injustice, is in reality expressing the highest respect for the law.
Quotes By: Martin Luther King, Jr.
Type: Dreams
Pessimism is an investment in nothing; optimism is an investment in hope.
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Type: Funny Saying
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Quotes By: Oliver Herford
Type: Self Discipline
Self-discipline is a great time-saver; it is the ability to make yourself work on only those things that are most important to you.
Quotes By: Brian Tracy
Type: Funny Saying
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Quotes By: Ed Gardner
Type: Attitude
A man is what he thinks about all day long.
Quotes By: Emerson
Type: Wealth
Money is the seed of money. The second million comes easier than the first fifty thousand.
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Type: Attitude
Pride is the recognition of the fact that you are your own highest value and, like all of man’s values, it has to be earned.
Quotes By: Ayn Rand
Type: Relationship
There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it’s never clever for any of us, to criticize the rest of us.
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Type: Maturing Altruistically
Anger is only one letter, and one second away from danger.
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Type: Happiness
There is only one success--to be able to spend your life in your own way.
Quotes By: Christopher Morley
Type: Famous Saying
There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.
Quotes By: Bill Wulf
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