Funny 40th birthday Saying That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
When faced with a challenge remember: This too shall pass - like a kidneystone !
Funny Sayings By : Anne Marie
Quote Type : Funny Saying
better pissed off than pissed on
Funny Sayings By : dad
Quote Type : Humor
Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.
Funny Sayings By : Abraham Lincoln
Quote Type : Humor
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Funny Sayings By : Aesop
Quote Type : Humor
Smoking can kill. If your dead, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Funny Sayings By : Melissa Stuart
Quote Type : Humor
Smoking can kill. If your dead, youve lost a very important part of your life.
Funny Sayings By : Melissa Stuart
Quote Type : Humor
The real romance is out ahead and yet to come. The computer revolution hasn't started yet. Don't be misled by the enormous flow of money into bad defacto standards for unsophisticated buyers using poor adaptations of incomplete ideas
Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
Quote Type : Humor
A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points
Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
Quote Type : Humor
If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.
Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
Type: Friendship
A true friend is the greatest possesion.
Quotes By: Ben Franklin
Type: Self Improvement
We are formed and molded by our thoughts. Those whose minds are shaped by selfless thoughts give joy when they speak or act. Joy follows them like a shadow that never leaves them.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Famous Saying
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Quotes By: Joan Rivers
Type: Happiness
When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive.
Quotes By: Emerson
Type: Attitude
Chance favors only the prepared mind.
Quotes By: Louis Pasteur
Type: Attitude
He who experiences the unity of life sees his own Self in all beings, and all beings in his own Self, and looks on everything with an impartial eye.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Humor
I'm an experienced woman; I've been around... well, alright, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
Quotes By: Mary Richards
Type: Self Discipline
Repeat every morning: I can do all things through god who strengthens me.
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Type: Compassion
Forget every evil or insult; remember every kindness.
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Type: Funny Saying
No one ever went broke under-estimating the taste of the American public.
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Wealth
If you ever get a thought of quitting, first count your blessings. You’ll discover you have plenty. Your true wealth is what you have left when you lose all your material wealth.
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Type: Self Improvement
No one ever finds time for self-improvement. Serious ones make time. They decide on priorities. Without priorities of time, no one reaches his potential.
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Type: Success
No one ever fails. They just quit trying. Many of our greatest men tried and fail so often they decided to quit – but tried once more – and won.
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Type: Attitude
Nobody Ever Drowned IN SWEAT
Quotes By: Dan Foley
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